Anna, 16, Melbourne

Nothing I post is even slightly original and I am incredibly weird so please keep this in mind before you judge me.

I post mainly nice photography of foreign cities, British television, Glee, Beatles, Harry Potter, Avengers, great films, musical theatre and funny text posts. I hope you enjoy.

Ask Me Submit

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

• Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
• Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.

(Source: beckyboots)

(Source: leahhkaye)

I am utterly amazed by artistic or creative people who can manage to create something based purely from their own thoughts and imagination. I hold so much respect for artists, song writers, designers, writers; anyone who can just sit and create, because I honestly can’t understand how they can do it. All I’m good for is expressing other people’s work.

“I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers (via feille)

(Source: starsgoboom)

(Source: samljackson)

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(Source: synodik)

When I try to introduce myself to a cute guy

whatshouldbifflescallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

(Source: shotgunanderson)

lacigreen:

wat

(Source: )

snoipahkat:

tyrawanks:

seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings

who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

(Source: youbigtourist)

1 / 577 back »

Simplexity Theme by DO NOT REMOVE