its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
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i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
What I hate most about the term ‘friend zone’ is that it implies that men are somehow entitled to a woman if they act warmly towards them, and if the woman is simply not interested then they’ve committed some sort of crime, when in reality they may just value friendship over something else. You know what people say when the roles are reversed? “He’s just not that into you.” Why do people feel the need to turn women into villains?
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
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